Robert Smith Saves South Park!

The story begins when Cartman finds an ancient triangle, but gives it to Kyle. Kyle gets interviewed on TV, which draws the attention of Barbra Streisand and movie critic Leonard Maltin. It seems that there are 2 triangles and Streisand already has the first one. If she gets the 2nd, she will have the power to rule the world. Thankfully, there are 3 with the power to stop her - Leonard Maltin, actor Sidney Poitier, and Robert Smith.



The ancient triangle
The ancient triangle that causes all the problems.		 Leonard Maltin and Chef
Leonard Maltin tells Chef that they may need the lead singer of The Cure.

 
A bitch in disguise
Barbra Streisand in disguise to fool the boys.
 Streisand tortures the kids by singing! Noooooooooooooo
Streisand tortures the kids to learn the location of the triangle.

 
Mecha-Bitch!
She gets the triangle and is transformed into MECHA-STREISAND!
 Robert gets the bad news.
Chef calls Robert to let him know what has happened.

 
Robert looks worried.
 Robert understands and knows what must be done.
 Chef and Robert discuss the situation.
Chef informs Robert that Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier failed in their attempt to stop her.

 
Robert has transformed into Smithra!
Turn around Streisand and behold the terror that is SMITHRA!
 A nice close-up of mankind's savior - Smithra!
"Robert Smithhhhhhhhh, Robert Smithhhhhhhhhhh"

 
Smithra makes his move.
Robert prepares to grab Streisand's tail and hurl her into space.

 
Robert wants his Walkie back from Cartman.
With the world now saved, Robert attempts to get his walkie talkie back from Cartman.		 Robert kicks Cartman in the balls! That bastard!
 When he refuses to give it back, Robert kicks him in the balls.

And as Robert walks off into the sunset, Kyle shows he has impeccable taste by yelling "Disintegration is the best album ever".

And of course Cartman pretty much sums up the whole episode with the following comment:

"Robert Smith Kicks Ass"

The End.

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