@ALBUM: (c) War Pidgeon 1994 with MAD DOG records inc. @SONG: Doable -------------------------------- I woke up in the morning with a woman next to me I gave it all up No more to be free She reminds me of a goddess As she stands there in the light But i really love her madly In the middle of the night She wears those real tight things To make me go insane But her body's all I want The rest is all the same (chorus sung by women's choir) Because she's doable It's indesputable And non-refutable that's right she's doable She wiggles really well And yells my name out loud When my big torpedo sinks her I'm really in a cloud She has a real great shape The kind to make you proud But I want to make her scream In the middle of a crowd (chorus) Because she's doable It's indesputable And non-refutable that's right she's doable And when I finally leave her It will be late at night I will have wasted her She will be a scary sight I'll go and find another Who has the shape I need To really please and tease me And my hunger she will feed (chorus) Because she's doable It's indesputable And non-refutable that's right she's doable @SONG: Chainsaw Mama (c) 1993 Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar I noticed her eyes and the size of her scars I got a little closer just to be near When I hear her scream out for another two beers Gathered my courage and told her she was fine Found she worked with Nature and I lost my mind Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of gas She told me her job and knocked me on my ass She was a chainsaw mama Working in the forest green A chainsaw mama the best woman I've ever seen What a chainsaw mama Cutting trees all day A chainsaw mama and she wants my log today She talked low and hard about her hearty job Enough to make enviromentalists sob Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire For me to take her out and set her woods afire. We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods And in that chilly air she showed me her goods. I'd better be hot, she had no time for fools Or she will drop me flat for her power tools. She's just a chainsaw mama the kind you'd like to please A chainsaw mama Arms as thick as trees My lovely chainsaw mama More than just a fling A hearty chainsaw mama Love her axe swing Sawdust flew up into the cold night air she won three of five falls but she don't fight fair I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo And I lost it when I read "Paul Bunyan was here too!" If you've got the strength and the stamina friend Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends And find yourself a lucious logging babe And never ever try to misbehave cause she's a chainsaw mama don't screw em up pal Oh lovely chainsaw mama Or you'll end up like the spotted owl Gas powered Chainsaw mama My heart and groin both stir For my chainsaw mama Whenever she cries "Timber!" (repeat random choruses) @SONG: No Two Alike (c) War Pidgeon 1994. (Spead metal version) Out last night Drinking way too much No place left to go Driving drunk Up and down the street Going really slow It's 4am I spot a bar I have to go inside Topless chicks Flashing breasts All of them with pride (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike I sat down By the stage To watch the chicks dance by Not one, not two But twenty five Really caught my eye Big busty blonde Danced my way To show me what she had She shook her breasts In my face Man that made me glad Next came by The small brunette With hooters extraordinaire Then came red Who shook so well My lust I did declare (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike There were twenty five Lovely pairs Of hearty, bouncy mounds I saw them all Small and large Even pointy and round Big nipples Small nipples Aereolas to spare I watched them all Until the dawn I had an evil stare With a gleam In my eye I finally stopped to think No two were the same In this place With breast on the brink (Chorus) There are no two nipples alike no two nipples alike Look far and near They'll disapear But no two are alike @SONG: Born to spew (c) War Pidgeon 1988. >From the great anthology "Oad to a Porcelain Goddess" I met a little girl She was about 17 The prettiest girl That I had ever seen How she got in the bar I'll never know She said she came to see The great blues show She was drinking alot Of tequila and rye But the bottle of gin Is what caught her eye I said, if you keep mixing You'll soon be through She said, it's ok baby I was born to spew I learned to drink When I was 5 Been drinking since then And I'm still alive Cause I was born to spew Yes born to spew, baby I was born to spew And to date I'm not through Now she gave me a look Like she was gonna die but instead she just reached for another drink of rye Then her eyes kind of crossed Then rolled up and back She fell to the floor With a very loud splat I went into shock Didn't know what to do With a horrible heave She began to spew She turned very white The color of glue That's when I realized She was born to spew She was born to spew, baby Yes born to spew She was born to spew, baby And to date she's not through