@SONG: NEIGHBOR Transcriptted by: LSlasher [SLT] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade Suburban life, a pretty wife you think you've got it made but you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me? It's a beautiful day in the neighbothood And I hope I didn't ruin your day! Won't you be my neighbor? I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk this I'm sure you'll see Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you in and say... Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? C'mon I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind You're gonna live in misery When you're livin' right next to me! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Raaaaah! Won't you be my, won't you be my funky neighbor?! Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa! And you should now by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa! Now I know just what you're thinkin' It could be your out 'n' you're drinkin' So don't you knock it until you try it It could be you in a little while! I hope I didn't ruin your day! It's a beautiful day in the neighbothood I dig your wife, she she is good It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...ha, ha, ha!