Author: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Album title: Soundtrack Science Fiction/Double Feature ------- -------------- ------- USHERETTE: Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains was the invisible man Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong They got caught in a celluloid jam Then at a deadly pace It came from outer space And this is how the message ran CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature Dr. X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in forbidden planet Oh-at the late night double feature Picture show I knew Leo G. Carrol Was over a barrel When tarrantula took to the hills And I got really hot When I saw Jeanette Scott Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the ruins And passing them used lots of skills And when worlds collide Said George Pal to his bride I'm going to give you some terrible thrills Like a REPEAT CHORUS Dammit Janet ------ ----- BRAD: Hey Janet, I've got something to say I love the skillful way You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet The river was deep but I swam it(Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it(Janet) So please don't tell me to can it(Janet) I've on thing to say and that's Damn it-Janet-I love you The road was long but I ran it(Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it(Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it(Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Damn it-Janet-I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good-bad-or mediocre Janet-I love you so JANET: Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had(Oh, Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad(Oh, Brad) That you've met Mom and you know Dad(Oh, Brad) Brad-I'm mad-for you too Oh Brad BRAD: Oh damn it JANET: I'm mad BRAD: Oh Janet JANET: For you BRAD: I love you too-there's one thing left to do and that's... Go see the man that began it(Janet) When we met in his science exam-it(Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic(Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's... Damn it-Janet-I love you Damn it Janet JANET: Oh Brad I'm mad BRAD: Damn it Janet BOTH: I love you Over At The Frankenstein Place ---- -- --- ------------ ----- JANET: In the velvet darkness Of the blackest night Burning bright-there's a guiding star No matter what or who you are BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Over at the Frankenstein place BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Burning in the fireplace JANET: There's a light...Light in the darkness of everybody's life BRAD: I can see the flag fly I can see the rain Just the same-There has got to be Something better here-For you and me BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Over at the Frankenstein place BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Burning in the fireplace BRAD: There's a light...Light in the darkness of everybody's life RIFF RAFF: The darkness must flow Down the river of night's dreaming Flow morphia slow let the sun and light Come streaming into my life ALL: Into my life BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Over at the Frankenstein place BRAD AND JANET: There's a light ALL: Burning in the fireplace There's a light-light BRAD AND JANET: In the darkness of everybody's life Time Warp ---- ---- RIFF RAFF: It's astounding-Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely-Not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the time warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me-The void would be calling ALL: Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again CHORUS, NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left ALL: And then a step to the right NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips ALL: You bring knees in tight TRIO: But it's the pelvic thrust That starts to drive you insane ALL: Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again MAGENTA: It's so dreamy-Oh fantasy free me So you can't see me-No not at all In another dimension-With voyeristic intention Well secluded-I'll see all With a bit of a mind flip-You're there in the time slip Nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation Like you're under sedation ALL: Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again COLUMBIA: Well I was walking down the street Just having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink Well it shook me up, it took me by surprise He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes Oh he stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing-Never would again ALL: Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again CHORUS REPEAT ALL: Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again CHORUS REPEAT Sweet Transvestite ----- ------------ FRANK: How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite