"17 and Under" by Psychefunkapus Little sweethearts on my mind, the kind that dress new-wavy give me love for my bad thoughts, don't bother trying to save me I'll wait for the bell to ring that tells me school is out from behind a bush I spring, and I scream and shout I don't mind 17 and under It's a crime But it's worth the slammer Their boyfriends on the football team don't really like my action They try to run me out of town, I'm in need of police protection! But when they turn their backs on me, I'm off the the same old scheme Going for the big pick of a high school beauty queen I don't mind 17 and under It's a crime But it's worth the slammer I don't mind I don't mind It's a crime It's a crime Now really I'm not that bad a guy but still I'm called a jerk ("You're a JERK!") Hey - just because I slip and fall, I really look up their skirts They may say the things to me that could make a guy feel hurt But when they start to feel for me, that's when I begin to flirt! I don't mind 17 and under It's a crime But it's worth the slammer