@ALBUM: 1987 What the Fuck is Going on Artist: JAMS In Progress, email adds and changes to: datta@cs.uwp.edu @SONG: Me Ru Con -- -- --- GOOD LUCK!!!! - Dave ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: The Queen And I --- ----- --- - you can dance you can jive having the time of your life see that girl watch that scene diggin the dancing queen every time I saw TV or I read the newspaper there were all these stories about Stevie and the Raper The Zercon connection and the Peter Reich case the loonie land times with their budget in disgrace I asked myself what am I to believe when the cancer is a killer John Player wins a lead with masters of the universe and designer death they all be talkin about Princess Di's dress Yes, This is a very nice dress When I was younger, I knew just who to hate from the teachers in our classroom to the leaders of our state I've registered to vote this pleasant land's free so I took the intercity for democracy and me I knocked at the door but they did na let me in so I kicked it down and I walked right in she was standing at the bar while Healy cut his truss question time, make it work Dancing queen queen Dancing queen oh yeah You can jive see that girl dancing queen I just want to know who's in control is it you or god or the bloke down the dole Her answers were shate but I dinna give up so I went to the law but it dint even wake up so I went to the palace that good queen bess she asked me to dance said she'd like a rest Boy D'll be king "I'd love to get the throne" here's the keys to the castle Your in control Dancing queen proud and sweet only seventeen "Wot about Charles?" "I like Charles" dancing queen Feel the beats on the tabourine Oh, yeah! "Rock, I've got the kingdom" Having the time of her life "You want a ?" "What you talking about, do I get to go home first?" "? me an rock" "I want a lot of money" ? "Have you ever met ABBA?" "I'd love to meet ABBA" "They used to be one of my favorite groups" God save the Queen! You can da you can ji having the time of her life see that girl dancing queen God save the Queen, yeah, just destroy!!! Fuck that! Let's listen to the JAMS! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: All You Need Is Love See The Shag Times Lyrics (they will be put here eventually) What the F--- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: Next Hello hold my hand take me down I wanna pray to god don't you understand I was still just a kid there were a hundred like me I followed the naked body 23 years is a mighty long time when the world is turning and everythings mine The naked body followed me Next! Next... Watch the news turn it off down the road to the edge of the lot ...me. I really would have liked a little touch, a tenderness I went to sea I tried to swim Jonah 'n' his whale said you better come in Maybe a word, just a smile some instant happiness But, no, no. Next! I went to Mars, I was looking for a war he said boy don't you know the score I'm totally wired I'm totally wired love it hate it it's all the same when your boat comes in you'll feel no pain I'm totally wired I'm totally wired Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I-I am a girl who's a lonely goatherd Lay, yodelay, yodelay-e-oo Down is the curse of the lonely goatherd? Lay, yodelay, yodel-oo I am a girl who's a lonely goatherd Lay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, yodelay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay ... Down is the curse of the lonely goatherd? Lay, yodelay, yodel-oo Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Buying, selling anything we can your pound of flesh is cooking in the pan Let's merry-go, merry-go, merry-go-round. Whoo hoo hoo! Terrible spats?? Contra priests all playing bugger by the dead man's teeth Let's merry-go, merry-go, merry-go-round. Whoo hoo hoo! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: Hey Hey We Are Not The Monkees Here we come... Here we come crawling out of the mud from chaos primevil to the barnyard sun dragging our bad selves from one end of time with nothing to declare but some half written rhymes we're happy and dire, confused and depressed the songs that we sing are the songs of the blessed with flowers to pick and blood on our hands who or what I'll help you understand Hey hey we're the Monkees What? Hey hey Hey hey hey What? What's going on? Hey hey hey Hey hey hey We're not the Monkees Hey hey we're the Monkees we're not the monkeys we don't even like the monkeys Have I ever liked the Monkees? Hey hey we're the Monkees Monkees monkeys-monkeys Monkees monkey-monkey Monkees monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey... Monkees A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp? A whomp bam baloo bop ballop bam bomp? We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through We're justified and we're ancient and we like to roam the land We're justified and we're ancient I hope you understand we don't want to upset the apple cart and we don't want to cause any harm but if you don't like what we're going to do you better not stop us cause we're coming through ooo ooo ooo ooo ah Mind the Gap Mind the Gap Mind the Gap Stand clear of the doors please ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: Don't Take Five (Take what you want) See The Shag Times Lyrics (they will be put here eventually) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------- @SONG: Rockman Rock (Pts 2 & 3) Sunrise, Sunset Sunrise, Sunset ? Kingboys, Kingboys, Kingboys, Kingboys bad an a pinboy hard Chack's my name and here's my card Rock the mike and rap the rhyme Don't you mess or we'll wreck the line so fine, so fine Sunrise, Sunset Rockman Rock, he don't talk much Never was ? and his Bitch was Dutch Sampling sounds where others' don'd dare the DJs scream IT'S NOT FAIR Rockman Rock drives all the chicks wild Snake like hips and skintight stride so fine, so fine Sunrise, Sunset Everybody gonna Disco step Everybody gonna Disco step Rockman Rock Rockman Rock so fine, so fine Sunrise, Sunset Everybody gonna Disco step Everybody gonna Disco step Rockman Rock so fine, so fine Rockman Rock Plays electric guitar Takes a trip in his super car Stars in his hair, shine through the night Secrets he keeps are out of sight Rockman Rock is the sage of sages His wisdom is famed down through the ages So Fine, So fine My name is Jed and they call me Sky Riding the waves with out heads held high We came from Atlantis on a burning shell with our 808 program to sell Rockman rock, he showed us the way we opened our Gyros and we thru them away Sample City is where we belong Move on King Boy, it won't be long I'm plugging you in and I'm switching you on I'm loading in a love song, it won't be long My midi is waiting and your DX is at hand the AMS is scratching in this Sample wonderland Rockman rock, he showed us the way we opened our Gyros and we thru them away Sample City is where we belong Move on King Boy, it won't be long Rockman rock, he showed us the way we opened our Gyros and we thru them away Sample City is where we belong Move on King Boy, it won't be long My name is Jed and they call me Sky Riding the waves with out heads held high We came from Atlantis on a burning shell with our 808 program to sell Rockman rock, he showed us the way we opened our Gyros and we thru them away Sample City is where we belong Move on King Boy, it won't be long Rockman rock, he showed us the way we opened our Gyros and we thru them away Sample City is where we belong Move on King Boy, it won't be long