@ALBUM: the.way.to.salvation @SONG: My Heart Is A Flower My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone to come over and suck the pollen out of me, Suck me dry, Til I wilt, Til I am nothing, Til next spring My Heart is a Flower @SONG: The Way To Salvation Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries the preacher It's the end of the Christian era You'll never make it no need to fake it Giggled the Anti-Christ Just put on an Otis Redding record and start the dance Open the window and let the fresh air out Said the television to the shackled children This is the Way To Salvation @SONG: The Story of Willy On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today was such a special day, He figured why not, like most people these days, He had a hard time keeping his food down, but that didn't stop Willy from eating He enjoyed food to much. Willy went outside, he loved to breathe fresh air, but he went outside anyway He decided to head across the street and visit his good friend Bob. When Willy got to Bob's house, he found that Bob, in utter despair, Had shot himself in the head, "Some people have no patience whatsoever" Willy proclaimed, Well, I'm not going to kill myself, I'm sticking it out, today's a special day The last day of planet Earth and I'm going to enjoy myself Maybe today I won't go to the health spa, Maybe I'll just stay here and drink all of Bob's beer Or maybe when Bob's wife comes home, I'll take her out dancing Yeah, that's it, dancing I'm going home to get changed Willy raced out the door into the street, not noticing the runaway steamroller That flattened him into a pancake in less that one second The World would have to end without Willy @SONG: Scotland I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thighs, I'd like to wear a minikilt And poke you in the eyes I'd like to go to Scotland And be so very bad, I'd wear a micro minikilt of plad @SONG: Sex With You Sex with you is all I want, Sex with you and sometimes food is all I really want, Sex with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play Is all I really want today Sex with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play and sleep, But not too much at all, is really all I want. Sex, food, movie, play, sleep... Shower, a shower with you and some shampoo would be oh so good Sex with you and sometimes food and a movie or a play, Some sleep, a shower and a shampoo with you is all I really want. Really. @SONG: I Wish I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru Or the honest Lizard I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat, Or the mule that walked like rock Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make them up I Wish I could sit on soft pillows and drink molten lava I Wish I could make love to the sky I Wish I could eat the corn of Joy and Sorrow I Wish the sky was green and my body was bright blue I Wish I could talk sideways and backwards I Wish I could drive the tractor of Innocence and return the the life I never knew I Wish I could drink chocolate champaigne I Wish I had that Fax Number I Wish I nothing could mean something and that everbody could have everything Some wishes come true Some of this wishes will come true Others, are destined to become dreams deferred, Shriveling up like grapes with sun tans, But all is not lost, No, all is not lost, not yet I Wish I had 3 eyes, but of course, I have 3 eyes I have clavoyant paranoia I have precogant disetence I have many other ways of seeing at my disposal I have a garbage disposal, dinner plans and dog bisquets I have many many options and a strong sense that freedom comes with in But I shall never find it Freedom is lost, Failure is just around the corner and the only thing that Consoles me is the sound of my voice, and the fact that I don't cut myself Shaving as I used too