VATICAN RAG (Tom Lehrer) First get down on your knees Fiddle with your rosary beads Bow your head with great respect Then genuflect, genuflect, genuflect Do most any step you want if You have cleared it with the Pontiff Everybody say his own Kyrie Elieson Get into that small confessional Step in line in that processional There the guy who's got religion'll Tell you if your sin's original If it is, try playing it safer Drink the wine and chew the wafer Two- four- six- eight Time to transubstantiate Make a cross on your abdomen When in Rome do like a Roman Ave Maria, Gee, it's good to see you Doing the Vatican Rag Copyright Tom Lehrer @religion @humor filename[ VATIRAG SF ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===