Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (Isaac Asimov?) Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide Phosphates and nitrates and chlorides galore Just have one o' these and you'll never need more. Got messed up last night on some furfuryl alcohol Followed it down with a gallon of propanol Drank from mid-morning until late afternoon And then spat on the floor and blew up the saloon. Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde, Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide Slop it around and add in some benzene Then top off the punch with Fluorescein Whiskey, tequila and rum are too tame, no The stuff that I drink must explode into flame. When I sneeze I dissolve all the paint in the room, And then rattle the walls with an earth-shaking BOOM Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde Go soak your head in a jar of formaldehyde Scrub very hard, and then rinse out your mane In dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.... @filk filename[ PARADIME play.exe IRISHWSH BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===