Diddle 'em Darby (Kipper Family) Well, Darby is me name, sir. I've travelled the country round. I never takes a penny When I can take a pound, singin' I diddled 'em, Darby, I diddled 'em all. I diddled 'em Darby, I diddled 'em great and small. Well, when I kept an inn, sir I had a merry time. I watered all the beer, sir And likewise with the wine, singin' For, beer, it makes you healthy And water makes you hale. I did them all a kindness By serving Adam's ale, singin' When I kept the shop, sir I kept me message short. I had to keep me customers From eating more than they ought, singin' I charged them double prices And kept it in the tin. For money's the root of evil and so I saved them all from sin, singin' Well once I rode a stage coach And never paid me fare. I jumped down from the box, sir When we was nearly there, singin' The horses were so tired, sir From pullin' their heavy load I did them all a kindness By jumping in the road, singin' Well, now me song is ended And every word is true, And if you believe me Then I've diddled you, singin' @parody @England filename[ DIDDLEM BR ===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===