@ALBUM: How Can You Be In Two Places At Once (When You're Not Anywhere At all)? @SONG: I can tell by the pie on your tie --------------------------------- I can tell by the pie on your tie you're an American, well so am I! Hi bub, How are ya? How do ya' do? And while we're on the subject... And while we're on the subject... (And while we're on the subject) How's your old Wazoo ?! @SONG: I was born.....an American! --------------------------- I was born.....an American! I was raised...an American! And I'll die...an American! In America,with Armenians! @SONG: A little song I learned upstream in prison one day -------------------------------------------------- This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything For me and Elmer Fudd. This land has lots of trouser, This land has lots of mausers, And pussy cats to eat them when the sun goes down! @SONG: What makes America Great? ------------------------------------------------- It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day! It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away ! Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm! Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies (Honk! Honk!) who never left the farm ! @SONG: Yankee Doodle Came To Terms --------------------------------------- Yankee Doodle came to terms, Writing Martin Buber. Stuck a Fuehrer in our back, And called it Shicklegruber! [trumpet plays "retreat"] @SONG: Pick A Bale O' Dacron -------------------------------- You gotta jump down, spin around! (Huhn!) And pick a bale o' Dacron You gotta jump down, spin around! And pick some Nylon, too! [whipcrack] Agggh...! @SONG: Loostners Castor-Oil Flakes -------------------------------------- Oh, it ain't no use If you ain't got the boost The boost you get from Loostners (Loo-ooo-oosnters)